Task Force 983 – Privacy Policy
Issued by Major Callum Stroud, TF983 (Ret.) — Acting Compliance Officer by unfortunate assignment.
1. Introduction
Right, listen up.
This website exists to share a fictional universe and its associated materials. You’re here to read, not to be surveilled. Still, modern law requires a degree of transparency — so here it is. Straight, clear, and without the usual legal theatrics.
When you visit this site, certain information is collected automatically. None of it is used to track your movements across the globe, read your thoughts, or infiltrate your biscuit tin. It’s simply how websites function.
If you’re comfortable with that, carry on. If not, close the site and pretend you never saw us.
2. What Information is Collected
A. Information You Provide Directly
If you choose to:
the site may collect:
We don’t verify identities. Call yourself “Lord Marmalade III of Wessex” if you like.
B. Information Collected Automatically
When you load a page, the system logs:
This helps keep the site running without bursting into flames. 🔥
C. Cookies
Yes, this website uses cookies. 🍪
No, not the edible kind-ask Pam for those.
Cookies manage:
You can disable cookies in your browser. The site may sulk, but it will survive.
3. Embedded Content
Posts may include embedded items from external platforms-for example:
These third parties may collect data as if you visited their site directly. That’s their doing, not ours. Read their policies if you’ve the patience.
4. Analytics
This website may use:
These tools provide anonymous, aggregated information. We don’t chase you around the internet. We have better things to do.
5. How Your Data Is Used
Minimalistically and may be used to:
It is not sold, traded, bartered, or passed to anyone outside legally required circumstances. TF983 does not fund itself by trafficking in your personal details.
6. How Long Data Is Kept
Only as long as needed.
We don’t maintain dossiers. That’s Veyr’s hobby, not ours.
7. Who Has Access
Access is restricted to:
No one on Team 983 sits around reading your IP addresses for entertainment.
8. Your Rights
Depending on where you live, you may have rights such as:
To exercise these rights, contact the administrator via the site’s contact page. Be civil; I respond faster to courtesy.
9. Security Measures
We apply reasonable measures:
If a breach ever occurs, you’ll be informed promptly — after we stop swearing.
10. Children’s Privacy
This site is not directed at anyone under 16.
If a minor sends information, it will be removed upon discovery. This universe contains adult themes, sarcasm, and the occasional emotionally maladjusted operator.
11. Changes to This Policy
If regulations change, or if Veyr decides to reorganize the world again, this policy may be updated. Revisions will be posted here with a new effective date.
12. Contact
Questions? Concerns? Desire to complain about cookie banners?
Contact the site administrator through the provided email or form.
I’ll respond as soon as operationally feasible — assuming Sean hasn’t unplugged anything.
Effective Date: December 1, 2025
– Major Callum Stroud
TF983 Compliance (reluctantly)