9 – The Panic Biscuit: Secrets Hidden in the Kitchen

The Panic Biscuit:
secrets hidden in the kitchen

Task Force 983 TF983 
Pam Adams
Once Upon A Mashup
Task Force 983 Logan Dar Malik
Task Force 983 Majpr Callum Stroud

Dar’s analytical mind is both her greatest strength and her prison.
When trust fades and secrets call—Dar’s new role and a biscuit tin could change everything.

By 0910 hours, Malik Osei had turned Dar’s kitchen into a surgical theatre for electronics. The biscuit tin Pam had joked about sat open on a tea towel—floral lid, innocent dent on one side—while its insides gleamed with a wafer-thin board, a coin-cell backup, and a braided cable that vanished up under the counter lip.

Pam hovered with a wooden spoon like a traffic baton. “If that explodes and takes these countertops, we’re invoicing Veyr for quartz.”

Malik’s fingers paused on the micro-screwdriver. He didn’t look up, just tilted his head a fraction—enough to let Pam know he’s listening while his eyes stayed on the circuit board. The kitchen light caught the scar beneath his left earlobe, pale against dark skin. “Quartz will buff out, Ms. Adams.” His voice was low, almost amused. “This won’t even hiccup unless someone kicks the mains. Then we’ve got bigger problems than these counters.”

He slotted the final resistor, tested the continuity with a meter smaller than a matchbox. Satisfied, his hands were surgeon-steady as he threaded the braided cable through a gap no wider than a razor blade, letting it vanish beneath the counter like a snake going to ground. Keep it invisible. Keep it quiet. Same rules as always. Two-millisecond handshake, encrypted pulse, silent. Good. He wiped his hands on the tea towel—Pam’s floral one, now smudged with graphite—and finally met her eyes. “Fail-safe’s set.”

Pam planted her free hand on her hip, the spoon still raised like she might swat him if he so much as scuffed the grout. Her eyes narrowed, but the corner of her mouth betrayed her—twitching upward as she clocked the neatness of his work. “Ms. Adams? Christ on a cracker, you make me sound like a headmistress.” She leaned in, voice dropping to a conspiratorial murmur. “And if this thing does hiccup, I’m blaming the kale. That stuff’s already cursed.”

She watched the cable disappear, impressed despite herself, then flicked her gaze to the biscuit tin. A soft snort escaped. “Fail-safe, huh? Sounds like something Logan would say right before he blows up a toaster.” She tapped the spoon against her palm, considering. “And what, exactly, will the adorable death cookie do when I press it? Brew tea? Summon the SAS? Order kale?”

Malik’s gaze flicked to the spoon, then back to Pam’s face—no smile, but the tension in his shoulders eased a notch. With a practiced hand, he folded the tea towel, the scent of fresh linen filling the air, and set it aside carefully. He seated the board inside the tin and closed it with a soft snick. Carefully, he placed it back on the shelf beside the spice rack, third canister from the left, label facing out: GINGER NUTS.

“If you press it once: it sends an immediate alarm to Command—location, biometric snapshot of the room, network kill-switch. Twice within five seconds: triggers a silent lockdown here—doors bolt, cameras wake, your phones go dark. Three times—”

Pam’s eyes went wide, the spoon frozen mid-tap. She stared at the innocent-looking biscuit tin as if it might sprout legs and start singing the national anthem. “Bloody hell, you’ve turned my Hobnobs into a damn panic button.” She set the spoon down with exaggerated care, as if the tin might interpret the gesture as a double-tap. Her mind raced—three times? What happens at three times? She leaned closer, voice dropping to a theatrical whisper. “And if some poor sod just wants a biscuit with their tea? Christ, imagine explaining to the coroner that Mrs. Henderson from the WI got locked in the pantry because she fancied a ginger snap.” She straightened, brushing flour from her apron, and fixed Malik with an emerald stare known to have made grown men stammer. “Three times, Hawk?” Pam raised a hand. “Darling, I love you, but if there’s a ‘three times,’ I’d rather preserve the mystery.”

Dar exhaled through a laugh she didn’t quite feel. “You remember, Pam-it was your idea originally. A panic button. In my kitchen. This is fine. Totally, utterly fine. “Veyr approved this?”

“Vetted, signed, stamped,” Malik said, tucking his toolkit away. He glanced up at her—steady, respectful. “Ward wanted ‘simple for civilians.’ You got… simple enough.”

The back door clicked, and Logan stepped in with the Hereford chill riding his coat, sunglasses on even indoors as usual. He scanned the tin and then Malik’s tidy work before asking, “Is it live?”

“It’s breathing,” Malik said.

Logan’s jaw set and loosened in a tiny movement only family would notice. “Good. Nobody touches it unless we say. That includes you, Pam.”

Pam’s scoff was operatic. “Please. I don’t even touch the self-checkout.”

Dar leaned against the counter, palms flat. “So that’s our panic biscuit. Grand.” She felt the old house around her—its quiet bones, its layered history—shift by a degree she couldn’t name. I asked for this. I did. It still feels like handing over a house key to fate.

From the office doorway, the SIBYL terminal woke on its own. No sound—just a clean white window blooming across the matte-black screen.
COMM LINK SYNCING — TEAM ORIENTATION PROTOCOL
STATUS: SECURE
HOSTS: VEYR / STR0UD

Dar froze, every muscle locked in place, and called out, “Um. Logan?”

He was already moving, and Malik too—two men who could read a room like a map unfolding—and they stopped at the threshold while Dar slid into her chair and lifted the Vault tablet to authenticate. The veiled eye glyph pulsed, then softened to a steady glow.

“Legit,” Malik murmured. “Certificate’s ours.”

Pam leaned in the doorway, hands on hips. “Do I put out canapes for a conference call or just act natural and pretend I’m not hearing any of this?”

“Option three,” Logan said, shooing her with his hand. “Act natural somewhere else.”

She made a wounded noise, then brightened. “Fine. I’ll act natural into a batch of lemon tarts.” She looked at Dar before retreating to the kitchen. Eyes tired. Mouth brave. My girl’s doing scary things and calling it Tuesday. “Holler if they say anything worth eavesdropping.”

The screen resolved to a black background, a soft grain like old film, and then Veyr’s image unfurled: crisp red blouse under a suit jacket, eyes like a problem already solved.


“Good morning, SIBYL,” she said, voice warm enough to thaw an iceberg. “Ward. Hawk.”

“Ma’am,” Logan said.

“Ma’am,” Malik echoed.

Veyr’s gaze touched Dar last and lingered a fraction. “Housekeeping first: your uplink is sandboxed, your panic device is live, and your safe-room parameters have been accepted. Thank you, Sergeant Osei.”

“Pleasure,” Malik said. We both know this is Level-Three. We’re doing Level-Three work from a fucking kitchen.

Veyr’s head inclined. “And now—your field liaison.”

The screen swapped, resolving into a man in a slate jacket over a baby blue button-down shirt with the military still in his posture: Major Callum Stroud. Barely forty, clean-shaven, sun-kissed hair short on the sides, longer on the top and tidy as a checklist; bright blue eyes that took everything in and betrayed nothing. Behind him, a blurred wall of framed maps and a muted clock that didn’t tick.

“Task Force Nine-Eight-Three,” he said. His voice was low, precise, the kind that could steady a room or stop it dead. “Major Callum Stroud. I’ll be coordinating deployments and ground integration. Captain Calder will be looped when he’s back from—” a micro-pause that said you don’t need that word said out loud “—his duties.”

Dar felt Stroud looked straight through the lens at her and seemed to meet her eyes specifically. She sat a little taller, taking off her glasses, surprised by the instinct. Professional. Stillness, like he practices it. His politeness, delivered in a soft tone, was even more dangerous.

“Dr. Montgomery,” he said, as if they were being introduced in a library, “I’ve read your thesis abstract. And your paper on non-randomised cluster patterns in trafficking logistics. Useful instincts.”

Heat rose under Dar’s collarbone, traitorously pleased. Get a grip; you’re a contractor, not a schoolgirl. “It’s Dar,” she said. “No ‘Doctor’.”

A faint line deepened at the corner of Stroud’s mouth—almost a smile, gone before it registered. “Dar, then. I’ll be updating in person soon. For now: this channel will go live for brief windows each morning until we iron out protocols. If you need me between those, Veyr knows where to find me.”

“Everywhere,” Logan said under his breath.

Veyr ignored the aside or absorbed it and stored it for later. “SIBYL, your first work packet will land in your Vault after this call. Financial flows and vessel registries. No field asks. Advisory only.”

Dar nodded. “Understood.”

From the kitchen, a radio thumped to life—Pam’s doing—Freddie Mercury halfway through a chorus before Logan’s glare suffocated the volume. “What?” Pam said, louder than necessary. “Domestic ambience.

Stroud’s gaze suggested he had caught the noise, but he ignored it and glanced down, perhaps at notes, perhaps at nothing at all. “We’ll keep this short. Ward—Osei—expect a logistics ping. Dar—we’ll talk on the packet. Ms. Veyr.”

“Thank you, Major,” Veyr said. “Welcome to the mess, everyone. Eat something before you dive in.” Her window softened to the veiled eye. Stroud’s went black. The room seemed to breathe out.

For a full second, no one spoke. Twigs filled the silence by hopping up on Dar’s desk, plopping next to the warm rectangle where Stroud’s face had been, and mewing at her own reflection. Dar scratched the tabby’s chin and kept her own expression neutral. Her pulse hadn’t got the memo. Impressive. Dangerous. Focus on the work.

Malik leaned a shoulder against the doorframe, considering the blank screen like a board ready for pieces, and said, “Well, we’re real.”

Logan’s sunglasses were inscrutable; his mouth wasn’t. “He’s too tidy.”

“Is that a problem?” Dar asked, trying to keep the tone light.

“Not a problem.” Logan’s fingers drummed once on the doorjamb. “A data point.”

Pam reappeared with a bowl and whisk, powdered sugar already smudging her cheek. “How was your little TED Talk with Queen Spymaster? And who was Tall, Dark, and Doesn’t Blink?”

“Major Stroud,” Malik said. “Field liaison.”

Pam brightened in a way that would mortify her if she’d seen it. “Liaison, hm? Promising verb.

Dar pretended to cough to hide a smile. Oh, absolutely not. As well… yes, that’s a very promising verb. Stop it. “Pam, please don’t flirt with the secure line.”

“I would never,” Pam said, scandalised. “Unless it flirted first.”

The SIBYL screen pinged—a soft, inward chime. A new banner slid across: WORK PACKET: MARROW — 1.2GB — RECEIVED. Under it, a thumbnail of tables and hull profiles, the bare bones of a problem.

Logan straightened. “You’re not touching that until you eat,” he said, which came out bossier than he meant and exactly as bossy as Dar expected.

“I already—” Dar began.

“Coffee doesn’t count,” Malik said in the same tone. “We’ll clear the kitchen. You take ten.” He stepped back, hands slipping into his pockets like he had all the time in the world. We don’t. That’s why we act like we do.

Pam thrust a warm biscuit into Dar’s palm before she could argue. “Doctor’s orders. The pies and the spies agree.”

Dar broke the scone, buttered it without looking, ate mechanically for a beat and then actually tasted the lemon. The house hummed quietly around them: old pipes, the nudge of a winter draft, the faint purr of Twigs settling into her lap like a paperweight.

“You all right?” Logan asked, not looking directly at her.

Am I? She nodded. “I am.” Then, because honesty was a muscle worth training: “Mostly.”

“Mostly’s operational,” Malik said.

“And you?” Dar shot back, because he wasn’t the only one allowed to be kind and flinty at once.

Malik’s mouth tipped. “Mostly.”

Pam clapped, powdered sugar blooming like chalk dust. “Excellent. Now that everyone is mostly, I’m going to put the kettle on and pretend this is just a normal Thursday where I accidentally crash a covert briefing between lemon tarts.”

Logan’s phone buzzed, and he glanced at it, thumbed it dark, and slid it away. Stroud, already. Of course.

Dar finished her bisquit and set the empty plate on the desk, then drew the SIBYL device a fraction closer as the veiled eye watched back, patient. “All right,” she said to no one in particular and everyone at once. “Let’s see what the sea is hiding.”

Out in the kitchen, Malik flicked the biscuit tin with one knuckle—an affectionate little you’re ready—and moved to help Pam with the kettle.

Logan stayed exactly where he was, the doorframe his post, his sunglasses a quiet habit, his silence a promise: we’ve got your perimeter.

Dar opened the packet. The world tilted—ever so slightly—and found a new level.

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